“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”
This post gets funnier over time
You are like a little baby, watch this
American Landscapes by Josef Hoflehner
remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer
…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.
Anonymous asked:
Damn, you horny on main or something?
Yeah.
do you ever want 95% of a fandom to shut the fuck up
I started looking thru the tags/comments because I was curious to see how many people tagged the jjba fandom (surprisingly none) and then started taking a tally of the most popular fandoms that people want to shut the fuck up:
As of 17,186 notes here are the top specifically mentioned fandoms that people want to shut the fuck up:
- Voltron: 66
- Steven Universe: 39
- Yuri on Ice: 15
- Sherlock and Undertale are tied at 13
- Hamilton: 11
- Supernatural: 10
- RWBY: 8
- The Adventure Zone, Phandom, and Homestuck are tied at 7
- Dr. Who and Overwatch are tied at 6
- Kpop in general: 5
I dunno what the voltron fandom did but holy fuck lol
“I dunno what the Voltron fandom did”
SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO
Objection, your honor. There has been no scam.
The
defendant
clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.
Sustained.
Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.
Remember boys, girls, and nonbinaries, the phrase isn’t blood is thicker than water.
It’s actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Which literally means the family you choose is and always will be more an important than the family you were born into. So you do you.
araki and davidpro: *breathing heavily, sweaty* “kakyoin is tall…. kakyoin is muscular…… kakyoin is Strong….. … Kakyoin is BIG…..”
everyone jjba fan, especially the artists, in unison: “Kakyoin Is Twink”
he’s built like a ford f-150 while everyone else is built like a semitruck
araki, through clenched teeth:
Him Big
Are we just going to ignore Joseph’s big ‘ol juicy ass there?
miss thickums
THINGS TO BE WARY OF: THE MOMO CHALLENGE
I just heard of this from my brother, whose children are terrified of it. It’s so grotesque.
So essentially, this “Momo Challenge” made its way onto YouTube Kids videos (much like the self harm one you might’ve seen going around). In the same manner, it comes up about halfway through a video, when parents are more than likely not paying attention, and tells the kid they can’t tell anyone about the challenges or their friends/family/themselves will be killed or seriously hurt. Then it gets into the challenges.
They start out simple. Break a toy, make a mess of your room, etc. But then they gwt more and more disturbing. Things like self harm and suicide make their way into the challenges, once the kids have become invested.
And I need to stress this: they aren’t allowed to mention this to anyone under threat of harm or death to the people they love.
My niece burst into tears when my brother asked. My nephew, who’s 13, was scared out of his mind and begged my brother to drop it, because he can’t talk about it.
My brother is cutting his kids off from YouTube, and if you have children, I strongly suggest you do the same. YouTube Kids is no longer safe. Period.
Even if you don’t have kids, please, by god, reblog and share. People are ending their lives. They’re scared senseless. YouTube needs to own up and do something, and until then we need to protect the children.
So if you’re easily disturbed by creepy images, don’t look it up. I just did and the screenshots immediately triggered an anxiety response and I am terrified. And I’m an adult.
shetheycock
